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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Stock futures are little changed as investors await details on U.S.-China trade policy: Live updates - CNBC

Still no good.

No way

No go.

Apple drops a spot on 2025 Fortune 500 list - 9to5Mac

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

CM Punk makes John Cena’s WWE title reign interesting by delivering the Truth - Cageside Seats

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Scientists Found Cancer in a Dinosaur – And It Might Help Save Human Lives - ScienceAlert

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Sam Burns leads US Open with 65 and avoids calamity at Oakmont - AP News

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?